I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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