So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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