i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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