we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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