He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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