you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I need to calm my uterus...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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