the day after is always just damage control
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
