stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
