addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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