Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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