My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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