Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
