strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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