I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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