love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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