We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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