We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
