So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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