Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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