You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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