If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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