Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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