He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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