the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm bleeding and have questions
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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