so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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