I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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