There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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