I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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