remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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