I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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