carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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