It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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