The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
