Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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