i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
