I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
