I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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