Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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