am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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