Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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