I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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