It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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