My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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