In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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