dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
