What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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