I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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