people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
