I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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