check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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